Beaky, permit me to have the obvious pleasure of introducing myself. I'm Puddles Mc Pebblepincher. Glad to make your acquaintance-pleasure's all yours.
Squeaks McPebblepincher here, reporting live from the Dojo where a badger is attempting to convince three Menkyo that he truly is Shogun.
Follow up on the Name Change Request; Choose Wisely. I don't know what the limit is, but once you reach "Well-Known" status it's too late to change your handle.