NO BUY JULY 2015 or ARE YOU THE MASTER OF YOUR OWN UNIVERSE?

Discussion in 'General Shaving Talk' started by Omaney, Jun 22, 2015.

  1. markjnewcomb

    markjnewcomb Well-Known Member

    Your Honor! Mr. Rufus T is clearly attempting to give his own client time to think of a plausible answer by taking up the court's time. I request a sidebar not be given at this time and that the defense council be sanctioned for attempting to interject irrelevant pleadings into this proceeding in order to interrupt my examination of this witness.
     
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  2. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    On the other hand he may just need to go to the bathroom.
     
  3. SHAVEWIZARD420

    SHAVEWIZARD420 Well-Known Member



    that may have been worth it if the price is right.
     
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  4. SHAVEWIZARD420

    SHAVEWIZARD420 Well-Known Member

    I have learned to have some restraint this NBJ. not to run out and buy the next new thing and take a break and review stuff in the den. variety is nice but very few products are needed to get a great shave.
     
  5. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    psst Vince...I believe the best defense for Herm would be insanity.
     
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  6. Troy M

    Troy M Prep: Mephitis mephitis musk

    We took on a mortgage for a house this month, so I've not worried about shaving purchases. Maybe next month...
     
  7. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    Here we go again...
     
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  8. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

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  9. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    In Russia you don't approach the bench; the bench approaches you!
     
  10. mrchick

    mrchick Odd, Terrible Avatar

    Not unless you are shaving with the form
     
  11. Hodge

    Hodge Well-Known Member

    What's vetiver extreme??
     
  12. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

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  13. Hodge

    Hodge Well-Known Member

    I will have to add that to my list to research before choosing my next vetiver.
     
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  14. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner

    Glad I'm not in Russia then!

    (Though this judge makes me feel that way!) :p

    Oh no wait! Did I just say that out loud?!!? Oh no! :sick013:
     
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  15. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner

    Hey that was gonna be my defense of him!
    You didn't even ask to speak before the judge! ??
     
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  16. mrchick

    mrchick Odd, Terrible Avatar

    Great minds think alike.
     
  17. Omelmad

    Omelmad My printer email address is..........

    Hahaha Colgate used to make shaving soap as well =)
     
  18. Rusty blade

    Rusty blade The Good Humor Man

    I must remember to call my investment broker this morning and get him to buy stocks in shaving product companies...I expect there will be a sharp increase in stock values starting at midnight tonight! ;)
     
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  19. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    Agreed.

    And Counselor, I need you to go stand in the corner.
     
  20. markjnewcomb

    markjnewcomb Well-Known Member

    You are correct, great minds do think alike. Unfortunately, mediocre minds also think alike. :)
     

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