Non sequitur thread

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by gorgo2, Jan 21, 2017.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Sad, isnt it. :(
     
  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Offer valid in the non-continental United States only. Other exclusions may apply. Offer may be withdrawn at any time without prior notice.
     
  3. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    REVERSE THE POLARITY!
     
  4. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Why should one take a Canadian restaurant out of Canada and place it in New York?

    And then again: are there New York take-out restaurants in Canada?
     
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  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Actually, New York style delis are found in many places outside of New York, so it's likely.
     
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  6. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    And...?
     
  7. '65 G-Slim

    '65 G-Slim Well-Known Member

    Did Kellogg's change something in their Raisin Bran? Seems like it tastes different.
     
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  8. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Try using your elbow.
     
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  9. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Batman.

    Batman.

    Batman?


    WHAT!?

    Are you almost done in there?
     
  10. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice



    HERM
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    More tree bark.

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    More beans, Mr. Taggart?
     
  13. '65 G-Slim

    '65 G-Slim Well-Known Member

    Let'er rip with the tree bark. I just had a grilled cheese hobo sammich. And as we all know, cheese is a binder.
     
  14. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Another baby pic that only @mrchick 's mother could love.
     
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  16. mrchick

    mrchick Odd, Terrible Avatar

    She's kind of cute
     
  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I thought that you would think so.
     
  18. John Ruschmeyer

    John Ruschmeyer Well-Known Member

    I tried cheese as a binder once, but my papers kept falling out.


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  19. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Shhhh.. The soufflé is in the oven.
     
  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. We're hunting Elmers.
     
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