Non sequitur thread

Wound my heart with a monotonous languor.

 

It ain't no thing If It Ain't Got That Swing

 

Do wah do wah do wah do wah do wah.

 

Meatloaf saw paradise by the dashboard light.

 

I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

HERM

 

Charge!

HERM

 

I am. Therefore, I think.

 

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead.

 

It must be Thursday. I never got the hang of Thursdays.

 

The Longest Day was an excellent movie.

 

That explains the tiny wisp of flame curling from your nostril.

 

I have the figure of a teenager. I should really give it back. I'm wrinkling it dreadfully.

 

I inherited a painting and a violin. I took them on The Antiques Roadshow for an appraisal and was told I owned a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius.


Unfortunately, Stradivarius was colour-blind and Rembrandt made rotten violins....

 

If you drive over the speed limit, run a red light...it's against the rules. (There are times I mix up "rule" and "law).

 

186,000 miles per second- it's not just a good idea; it's the law!

 

3.0x10^32 cm/sec is more fun.

 

Two penguins are in a bathtub. One says, "Pass me the salt," the other replies, "I'm not a Volkswagon." Does this mean it doesn't rain in Gotenburg until midnight?

 

Only if you're in haste. Or if you're in sane (where is sane?).

 

Right next door to cognito.

 

How do my checkpoint pass codes keep getting out! ?