Non sequitur thread

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by gorgo2, Jan 21, 2017.

  1. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    That's the way the cookie bounces.
     
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  3. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    Wow I just watched that episode! It's either karma or somebody stole my coconuts (read earlier).

    HERM
     
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  4. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Sorry, we have no bananas today.
     
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  5. brit

    brit in a box

    my dog got herpes from the neighbour...
     
  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    When did I send you cookies?
     
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  7. PanChango

    PanChango Not Cute

    Through the black I

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  8. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Mom said "a quart of cream, a pound of butter, and long French baguette."
     
  9. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    I went down to the discount store, but it had turned into a corn field.
     
  10. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    The chair is against the wall.





    ...wolverines !
     
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  11. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    It's twelve o'clock, American, another day closer to victory.
     
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Another day, another carrot.
     
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  13. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Well if we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, now would it.
     
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    And then the ogre said, "Baaaaa."
     
  15. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Please exit to your left and mind the gap.
     
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  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The rain ins Spain is mainly on the plain...or is it peanut?
     
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  17. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    And if not both then surely neither!
     
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  18. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    Nonequitur, your facts are uncoated.

    HERM
     
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The pallela was in-salted.
     
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  20. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Well ain't you the little Timmy Dandypants!
     
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