Non sequitur thread

That's the way the cookie bounces.

 

Wow I just watched that episode! It's either karma or somebody stole my coconuts (read earlier).

HERM

 

Sorry, we have no bananas today.

 

my dog got herpes from the neighbour...

 

When did I send you cookies?

 

Through the black I

 

Mom said "a quart of cream, a pound of butter, and long French baguette."

 

I went down to the discount store, but it had turned into a corn field.

 

The chair is against the wall.





...wolverines !

 

It's twelve o'clock, American, another day closer to victory.

 

Another day, another carrot.

 

Well if we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, now would it.

 

And then the ogre said, "Baaaaa."

 

Please exit to your left and mind the gap.

 

The rain ins Spain is mainly on the plain...or is it peanut?

 

And if not both then surely neither!

 

Nonequitur, your facts are uncoated.

HERM

 

The pallela was in-salted.

 

Well ain't you the little Timmy Dandypants!