Non sequitur thread

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by gorgo2, Jan 21, 2017.

  1. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    The whole cubism movement became both tiresome and banal, never has there been a better time for ice cream than the present.
     
  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Odd, they speak highly of you.
     
  3. DBart.

    DBart. Active Member

    It is not what counts in life that matter but the little things that are so very small.
     
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  4. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

    Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk
     
  5. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    There are no short days.
     
  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    But there are short sleeves.
     
  7. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    I know I'm paranoid ... But am I paranoid enough?
     
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  8. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Off topic:

    Don't trust that non-paranoid people are sane in any way.

    Try this... how can you be sure that no one is out to get you? If there are, and they're any good at it, you wouldn't know until it's far too late, right?



    Paranoia, still marginally safer than complacency.
     
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  9. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Seersucker comes out after Easter.
     
  10. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Thus the systematic use of complex symbols suffices to account for a corpus of utterance tokens upon which conformity has been defined by the paired utterance test. Furthermore, this selectionally introduced contextual feature is not subject to a descriptive fact. Clearly, the appearance of parasitic gaps in domains relatively inaccessible to ordinary extraction may remedy and, at the same time, eliminate a parasitic gap construction. I suggested that these results would follow from the assumption that an important property of these three types of EC does not readily tolerate irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules. Nevertheless, the fundamental error of regarding functional notions as categorial delimits the system of base rules exclusive of the lexicon.

    [Chomskybot]
     
  11. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I said the same thing to my doctor yesterday.
     
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  12. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    I also enjoy using crayons with my toes.
     
  13. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Hold the anchovy.
     
  14. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Gezhundheit.
     
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  15. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Is it live? Or is it Memorex?
     
  16. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    And if not both, then surely neither!
     
  17. MR41

    MR41 Well-Known Member

    Train A leaves Atlanta heading to Birmingham at 10 AM traveling 50mph. Train B leaves Birmingham at 11AM traveling to Atlanta at 75 mph. How long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
     
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  18. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Was that when he gave you the lithium prescription?

    I told my own doctor that I was so depressed that some days it didn't even seem worthwhile gnawing through the leather restraints to get out of bed...
     
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  19. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I'm not sure, but somewhere east of Talladega there's going to be one heck of a train wreck.
     
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  20. MR41

    MR41 Well-Known Member

    I can fix it, but I don't got the parts.
     

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