Non sequitur thread

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by gorgo2, Jan 21, 2017.

  1. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Hold your position, and the drop step to the baseline is open every time.
     
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  2. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    As you dance across the stage of life, never forget that the safety catches have been removed from all the trapdoor latches: one moment you are the soloist doing a grande jetee and pirouette in Swan Lake, and the next you are landing out of sight in the understage basement - with two broken legs...
     
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  3. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Bend at the knees.
     
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Mary had a little lamb...and the doctor fainted.
     
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  5. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Send in the clones.
     
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  6. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    is that from a tennis coach? :)
     
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  7. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Make mine a double skinny half-caff with three pumps.
     
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  8. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    And I'll take blue.
     
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  9. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    ...and the mountains shall drop sweet wine, and the hills shall melt.
     
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  10. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    The secret to life is Wint-o-green
     
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  11. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
     
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  12. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    All hail the Lord of Boskone!
     
  13. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    After much consideration, the possibility of a binary system with either SiriusB or Rigel seemed more like the truth.
     
  14. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Nobody goes to Rigel anymore; it's too crowded and a total tourist trap on top of that.
     
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  15. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Whatever happens in Owens Cross Roads stays in smaller hermetically sealed containers until arriving at the plant for shipping.
     
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  16. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    I hit my knee on the counter, then the weather gal on the radio said it was because of an incoming front.
     
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  17. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    It's the underlying force majeure risk in put options that often send the position toward the unpalatable.
     
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  18. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Whether the weather be cold, or
    Whether the weather be hot, we'll
    Weather the weather whatever the weather,
    Whether we like it or not.
     
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Soylent Green is kittens, not people.
     
    Last edited: Jan 30, 2017
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  20. PanChango

    PanChango Not Cute

    It sure doesn't taste like chicken.
     
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