Non sequitur thread

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by gorgo2, Jan 21, 2017.

  1. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    If you put enough spices and sauces into the recipe, even chicken doesn't taste like chicken.
     
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Not a non sequitur, but I couldn't resist:

    "If you put it with canned tuna, it tastes like the cat's meow."
     
  3. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    In a non sequitur thread, wouldn't a true non sequitur be a sequitur?
     
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    squirrel

    :scared011:
     
  5. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    I hit myself in the head with a hammer sometimes because it's such a relief when I stop.
     
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  6. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    It's important to distinguish between the derivative and the differential.
     
  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    When I nod my head, you hit it.
     
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Bugs to Pete the Puma: How many lumps?
     
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  9. DBart.

    DBart. Active Member

    So there I was, there I was, there I was... In the Congo.
     
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  10. DBart.

    DBart. Active Member

    A whole lotta lumps!
     
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  11. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Spending life searching as a young man taught me that beauty is only a light switch away.
     
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    If you're not part of the solution...you must be the precipitate.
     
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  13. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the color nine.
     
  14. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    The news is so depressing today that it's time to do windows.
     
  15. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    How does toast work?
     
  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Well, you put your right foot in you put your right foot out then you shake it all about
     
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  17. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Abracadabra
     
  18. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    PI are not round, PI are squared.

    HERM
     
  19. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    ROFLMAO

    HERM
     
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  20. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Pi ARE round.

    Cobbler are square.
     
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