Non sequitur thread

If you put enough spices and sauces into the recipe, even chicken doesn't taste like chicken.

 

Not a non sequitur, but I couldn't resist:

"If you put it with canned tuna, it tastes like the cat's meow."

 

In a non sequitur thread, wouldn't a true non sequitur be a sequitur?

 

squirrel

 

I hit myself in the head with a hammer sometimes because it's such a relief when I stop.

 

It's important to distinguish between the derivative and the differential.

 

When I nod my head, you hit it.

 

Bugs to Pete the Puma: How many lumps?

 

So there I was, there I was, there I was... In the Congo.

 

A whole lotta lumps!

 

Spending life searching as a young man taught me that beauty is only a light switch away.

 

If you're not part of the solution...you must be the precipitate.

 

Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the color nine.

 

The news is so depressing today that it's time to do windows.

 

How does toast work?

 

Well, you put your right foot in you put your right foot out then you shake it all about

 

Abracadabra

 

PI are not round, PI are squared.

HERM

 

ROFLMAO

HERM

 

Pi ARE round.

Cobbler are square.