Non sequitur thread

I can put a vest on him too, but all the make-believe in the world won't make him a service animal.

 

A long, thin plot of land is a great place to grow spaghetti.

 

Second place = first loser.

 

No, piE r round.

HERM

 

Next round's on Herm.

 

All forms need to be completed in triplicate, and place all gum on the bed post.

 

Disapproved. Resubmit in 90 days for further disapproval.

 

Lilacs in spring are not high impulse rocket fuel.

 

You can't change film with a kid on your back.

 

What's film?

 

And you can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.

 

After a gloomy morning, the rules of physics had remained, as usual, unchanged.

 

I beg to differ. It can be done; however, the outcome may be less than pleasant.

 

Don't worry about red or blue, simply take a pill.

 

A pizza makes a lousy substitute for a frisbee.

 

It's still called 'ovomaltine' over here. We must be so outdated we're avant garde again.

 

"My Boomerang Won't Come Back"

 

Maybe it's just a stick?

 

Hey, @Sara-s, what is the chance of participation in your area today???

 

It's going to be cloudy with a chance of roast chicken.