Non sequitur thread

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by gorgo2, Jan 21, 2017.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    If it's not refrigerated, you may hit a sour note.
     
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  2. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Is that why some diets get a bad rap?
     
  3. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    I prefer toast. English muffins are either snobby or violently drunk.
     
  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's pronounced throatwobbler mangrove.
     
  5. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    I found it sublime and understated, also gloriously unsophisticated.
     
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  6. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    And that is why we cannot afford a mineshaft gap!
     
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  7. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    People aren't digging it, we should try milk chocolate next time.
     
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  8. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

  9. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    I hate when that happens.

    HERM
     
  11. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    In case of stairs, use fire.
     
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  12. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    Nothingness is belief in the interrelatedness of all things. I think.

    HERM
     
  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Lift with your back not with your legs. Preferably in a twisting jerking motion.
     
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    When in doubt, order a pizza.
     
  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Except in Canada
     
  16. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    9, 8 central.
     
  17. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    This is one of those times when a measured approached suits best, though be sure to have a second tube at the ready.
     
  18. Col C

    Col C Well-Known Member

    3
     
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  19. Col C

    Col C Well-Known Member

    "When you come to a fork in the road - pick it up":)
     
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Figures. Have you noticed that there is not one Canadian take-out restaurant in New York?
     

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