One sentence thoughts

She's right.

 

Time to saw wood.

 

Ever had bacon flavored popcorn??

 

As a rule, exceptions deny the rule; only the fact that it is called an exception proves the existence of the rule.

 

My late father's motto: better that the children have wet feet than that the father has a dry throat...

 

Uh, what?

 

Yes, actually. Store bought stuff. Tasted artificial.

 

My head hurts again.

Don't yell at your kids, just let them get pneumonia instead.

 

If you need to throw your children overboard just to get to a drink, DO IT!

 

If not both, then surely neither.

 

Don't call me Shirley!

 

Live everyday like it's your last, and some day we'll be right.

 

I shave so there i am.

 

If you have to actively ask for praise, does that praise still feel legitimate?

 

Slow mail carriers are the work of the devil.

 

Today is not going well.

 

Repeat after me:"My wife is always right."

 

"Your wife is always right."

 

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

 

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things we know nothing about.
-Scientific American