In the spirit of the political season I saw a quote from a wise Native American. This is my one liner from him:

Right wing or Left wing, SAME bird.

Some people are simply narcissists.

Is it ketchup or catsup?

It's catchupq. The "q" is silent.

You used up all the glue on purpose.

And now you're stuck.

It's a very sticky situation; that's for sure.

Well, it was Elmer's glue, not yours.

It's like that time I ate some glue, and my lips were sealed.

That must be what happened to the Go-Gos

Purely from an '80s hormonal perspective I preferred The Bangles.

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.


(sorry, two sentences)

Death is for the dying, and back flips are for the reckless.

We need a "two sentence thought" thread on TSD.

^catsup

Too many deep thinkers, it seems.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -GBS