One sentence thoughts

Discussion in 'General Shaving Talk' started by Darkbulb, Aug 25, 2015.

  1. southernscribbler

    southernscribbler Well-Known Member

    In the spirit of the political season I saw a quote from a wise Native American. This is my one liner from him:

    Right wing or Left wing, SAME bird.
     
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  2. Metro

    Metro Well-Known Member

    Some people are simply narcissists.
     
  3. Metro

    Metro Well-Known Member

    :signs011:
     
  4. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Is it ketchup or catsup?
     
  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's catchupq. The "q" is silent.
     
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    You used up all the glue on purpose.
     
  7. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    And now you're stuck.
     
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's a very sticky situation; that's for sure.
     
  9. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Well, it was Elmer's glue, not yours.
     
    Last edited: Oct 13, 2015
  10. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    It's like that time I ate some glue, and my lips were sealed.
     
  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That must be what happened to the Go-Gos

     
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  12. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Purely from an '80s hormonal perspective I preferred The Bangles.
     
  13. opsimath

    opsimath Well-Known Member

    I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.


    (sorry, two sentences)
     
    Last edited: Oct 15, 2015
  14. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Paperboy

    Article Team
    I tried that with alphabet soup; it didn't work.
     
    Last edited: Oct 14, 2015
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  15. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus Staff Member

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    Death is for the dying, and back flips are for the reckless.
     
  16. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus Staff Member

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    We need a "two sentence thought" thread on TSD.
     
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  17. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    ^catsup
     
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  19. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus Staff Member

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    Too many deep thinkers, it seems.
     
  20. opsimath

    opsimath Well-Known Member

    The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -GBS
     

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