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Discussion in 'General Shaving Talk' started by Darkbulb, Aug 25, 2015.

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  1. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

    Apparently some professors just need to be told when they ought to retire.
     
    Jasman, Oct 22, 2015
    #441
  2. Joef

    Joef Well-Known Member

    Did you see the size of that chicken?
     
    Joef, Oct 22, 2015
    #442
  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I'm too young to be this old.
     
    Sara-s, Oct 23, 2015
    #443
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  4. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    That's gonna leave a mark.
     
    Bama Samurai, Oct 23, 2015
    #444
  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    You can't recycle wasted money. :(
     
    richgem, Oct 23, 2015
    #445
  6. Morman Bridge

    Morman Bridge Well-Known Member

    It's not about the destination, it's all about the ride....
     
    Morman Bridge, Oct 23, 2015
    #446
  7. Joef

    Joef Well-Known Member

    Why must I pay to drive on a freeway?
     
    Joef, Oct 23, 2015
    #447
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  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
     
    Sara-s, Oct 23, 2015
    #448
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  9. Redfisher

    Redfisher Doesn't celebrate National Donut Day

    I'm tired and this beer is cold...
     
    Redfisher, Oct 23, 2015
    #449
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    ^Thus began the first Country Song.
     
    richgem, Oct 23, 2015
    #450
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  11. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    How many shaving brushes are too many?
     
    Darkbulb, Oct 23, 2015
    #451
  12. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    How many ya got?
     
    cmorris357, Oct 23, 2015
    #452
  13. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    Too many minus one
     
    Darkbulb, Oct 23, 2015
    #453
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  14. Kizurra

    Kizurra Well-Known Member

    Why is it a shipment when it goes by car and a cargo when it goes by ship?
     
    Kizurra, Oct 23, 2015
    #454
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  15. opsimath

    opsimath Well-Known Member

    I mustache you a question... but I'm shaving it for later.
     
    opsimath, Oct 25, 2015
    #455
  16. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    You must cook it until it is done.
     
    Bama Samurai, Oct 25, 2015
    #456
  17. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    Being sick and staying home over the weekend with nothing good on TV makes for a dangerous eBay weekend.
     
    Darkbulb, Oct 25, 2015
    #457
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  18. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    I am picturing you sitting at a laptop, looking feverish, squinting to read the digits on the card tightly clenched in your hand.
     
    Bama Samurai, Oct 25, 2015
    #458
  19. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    [Gotta find that hidden spy camera.....]
     
    Darkbulb, Oct 25, 2015
    #459
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  20. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Do you ever feel like you are in a movie?
     
    Bama Samurai, Oct 25, 2015
    #460
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