One sentence thoughts

Discussion in 'General Shaving Talk' started by Darkbulb, Aug 25, 2015.

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  1. Kizurra

    Kizurra Well-Known Member

    Cooking naked!:pot:
     
    Kizurra, Nov 19, 2015
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  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Meh... so long as you're careful about grease splatters....
     
    richgem, Nov 19, 2015
    #482
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  3. Robyflexx

    Robyflexx Broke the Like button

    :happy097:
     
    Robyflexx, Nov 19, 2015
    #483
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  4. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    Erik Redd, Nov 19, 2015
    #484
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  5. Epimetheus

    Epimetheus Well-Known Member

    "No" is a complete sentence.

    - From a woman annoyed by boorish men.
     
    Epimetheus, Nov 19, 2015
    #485
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  6. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving may not be your thing.
     
    cmorris357, Nov 21, 2015
    #486
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  7. youngunn

    youngunn Where's my TSD aftershave balm???

    Meh.
     
    youngunn, Nov 22, 2015
    #487
  8. opsimath

    opsimath Well-Known Member

    The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
     
    opsimath, Nov 30, 2015
    #488
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  9. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    There are no "pretty good" alligator wrestlers.
     
    Bama Samurai, Nov 30, 2015
    #489
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  10. pvtbanks

    pvtbanks Corners First

    so many scents. So little time.
     
    pvtbanks, Nov 30, 2015
    #490
  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    That's the way the cookie bounces.
     
    Sara-s, Dec 1, 2015
    #491
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    They only bounce if you leave them in the oven too long.
     
    richgem, Dec 1, 2015
    #492
  13. Bosoxfan

    Bosoxfan Active Member

    The Red Sox are idiots.
     
    Bosoxfan, Dec 1, 2015
    #493
  14. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    Games people play in the middle of the night.
     
    barbersurgeon, Dec 14, 2015
    #494
  15. youngunn

    youngunn Where's my TSD aftershave balm???

    The Cubs keep signing all of my Cardinals players.
     
    youngunn, Dec 15, 2015
    #495
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  16. DonMac

    DonMac Active Member

    Never speak in anger, otherwise it may be the best speech you ever gave to regret.
     
    DonMac, Dec 15, 2015
    #496
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  17. Omelmad

    Omelmad My printer email address is..........

    I hate getting ingrown hairs!
     
    Omelmad, Dec 16, 2015
    #497
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  18. waddowedonowmo

    waddowedonowmo Well-Known Member

    "Nothing is as easy as it looks."
     
    waddowedonowmo, Dec 16, 2015
    #498
  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    If you walk a mile in someone else's shoes, by the time he gets angry about it, he will be a mile away & barefoot.
     
    Sara-s, Dec 16, 2015
    #499
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  20. Dzia Dzia

    Dzia Dzia Entitled to whine

    Keep your words short and sweet. You never know when you'll have to eat them.

    ... To be continued...
    wine-3.GIF
    Don
     
    Dzia Dzia, Dec 16, 2015
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