One sentence thoughts

Discussion in 'General Shaving Talk' started by Darkbulb, Aug 25, 2015.

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  1. waddowedonowmo

    waddowedonowmo Well-Known Member

    "Nothing is as easy as it looks."
     
    waddowedonowmo, Dec 16, 2015
    #481
  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    If you walk a mile in someone else's shoes, by the time he gets angry about it, he will be a mile away & barefoot.
     
    Sara-s, Dec 16, 2015
    #482
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  3. Dzia Dzia

    Dzia Dzia Entitled to whine

    Keep your words short and sweet. You never know when you'll have to eat them.

    ... To be continued...
    wine-3.GIF
    Don
     
    Dzia Dzia, Dec 16, 2015
    #483
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    What if he has athlete's foot?
     
    richgem, Dec 16, 2015
    #484
  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Then you do too, but he's still a mile away.
     
    Sara-s, Dec 16, 2015
    #485
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  6. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
     
    cmorris357, Dec 16, 2015
    #486
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  7. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    I miss beer.
     
    Darkbulb, Dec 16, 2015
    #487
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  8. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    Huh?
     
    Herm2502, Dec 16, 2015
    #488
  9. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    I have not been impressed at all with NFL Color Rush :sick007:.
     
    swarden43, Dec 17, 2015
    #489
  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    You wouldn't, if your aim was better.
     
    Sara-s, Dec 17, 2015
    #490
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  11. Robyflexx

    Robyflexx Broke the Like button

    :happy097: Thank you! I needed that.
     
    Robyflexx, Dec 17, 2015
    #491
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  12. obturador

    obturador Active Member

    I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
    -Jack Handy
     
    obturador, Dec 28, 2015
    #492
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  13. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    It is not until you have your first cup of coffee at noon that you realize what you've been missing.
     
    Darkbulb, Jan 20, 2016
    #493
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  14. KCphotog

    KCphotog Well-Known Member

    Supporting Vendor
    Being "overqualified" is a crock!
     
    KCphotog, Jan 20, 2016
    #494
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  15. preidy

    preidy Just call me Dino

    If you have your health you really have everything.
     
    preidy, Jan 20, 2016
    #495
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  16. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    "If not both, then surely neither." Throw that out randomly into conversations, nod sagely, then walk away.
     
    gorgo2, Jan 20, 2016
    #496
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  17. '65 G-Slim

    '65 G-Slim Well-Known Member

    They had one job...to deliver six pucks of soap six stinkin' blocks away...and failed most egregiously.
     
    '65 G-Slim, Jan 20, 2016
    #497
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  18. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    My package was delivered yesterday....unfortunately not to me.
     
    Darkbulb, Jan 20, 2016
    #498
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  19. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Well, at least someone else got a nice surprise :(
     
    Erik Redd, Jan 20, 2016
    #499
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  20. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Hmm.. my local postal carrier must be moonlighting in The City….
     
    HolyRollah, Jan 20, 2016
    #500
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