Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

I wonder if Eddy Grant lives there.

 

Funny I was thinking the same thing..He probably wrote the song whilst sitting on the front porch of his electric avenue residence and doing what comes naturally in such a situation...

 

When is the best time to put out your tomatoes?

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When they're on fire.

 

I didn't know where else to put this one:

Jim knows Bill is a collector of toy buccaneers. What he doesn't know is that Bill doesn't catch on to things quickly:

Jim: "Hey Bill, my friend, where are your buccaneers?
Bill: "Unnder my bucking hat".

 

Herm

 

Think this engineer needs to go in for some more training..

 

Nah. Just got a little sidetracked is all.
No doubt there were those who railed about it, though.

 

Ya they made a really big stink about it cuz he ended his training too early..

 

Penguinator Central Security reports that investigators believe that the accident occurred as a result of an over-stoked firebox. I just hope that @macaronus can account for his whereabouts .... :ahem:

 

How did this get out?!I thought those PCS reports were routinely rated classified..for your flippers only..could there be a mole amongst the penguins..?

 

That report was cleared for release. The mole was on vacation.

 

Ahh that explains it...

 

What do you call a spat between 2 pirates?

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An Arrrr-gument

 

oh shoot....I was trying to avoid hitting the spoiler, but I got it RIGHT this time!!