Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

It's just clause I like you.

 

^ blushing reindeer

 

Seems like a lot of Claus and effect going on around here!

 

You folks really seem to be digging in your clause..

 

As long as it doesn't rain deer...

 

...or hail taxi cabs.

 

What does a cow say on January first?

Happy Moo Year.

 

Now's the time to make all those moo year revolutions..

 

OMG, I've just been mooned!

 

Udderly.

 

This all could be getting a little two cheeky..

 

Well, cow about that!

 

Do turtles polish their cars with People wax?

 

They would, but they don't want to shell out what it would cost.

 

True. They could always cover up a dull shell with a People-neck sweater.

 

If there's one thing you've tortoise, Sara, it's how to spin a good pun!

 

But, how many licks *does* it take to get to the center of tootsie pop?