Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.
Believe it?! Who do you think orchestrated it?
I thought you might be behind it.
Just one more step on the way to penguin world domination.
I hear the penguin just barely beat out the chicken...
Edit - The chicken actually won the popular vote, but the penguin won the electoral vote.
Waddle to jail, waddle directly to jail, do not waddle past Go, do not collect 200 sardines.
And we both beat out the turkey.
But... if you come through with that delivery we talked about, I'll put in a good word for a fox token.
* clappity *
If a fox was an option, I'm sure it would have won.
Maybe after another 50 years or so....
I don't like the gold tone tokens tho. Classic silver/pewter for me please.
And I think they are in league with the cats..
Could be wabbit....could be....
I'm convinced my new girlfriend is frigid.
Her father was born in Iceland and her mother in Cuba.
She's an ice cube!
Not punny, but....
I bought a new thesaurus, it's terrible.
And, it's terrible.
Actually, it's far more fiendishly clever than that... we're setting the cats up as patsies.
I did hear that lately there has been some internal conflict between the factions in the Canadian division..
Such reports have reached us as well. It's just so tough to figure out who's in the right since both parties keep apologizing to each other.
They may just have to slug it oot.
I've heard it's down to the best of 3 in a curling tournament.
he might not be fired, but I'll be mad.
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