Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Two horses battled it out to the finish in a race...Time and By. In the end Time won. Thus, we saw time passing by when the race was over.

 

A plan has been proposed, to install a big clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The reason given is that, since it has the inclination, it should also have the time.

 

isn't that spelled "animaly"?

 

y'know, I'm glad we here at TSD make fun of penguins. Are ya reading, Doc Emerick???

 

Some people just don't know how to show their affection in a positive way that's all. It's similar to grade school when the boy picks on the girl he has a crush on.

 

Did you hear about the race between 2 silkworms?

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It ended in a tie.

 

These seem to need a double like..

 

Fun fact of the day... aardvark comes from the Dutch: aarde (earth) + varken (pig) and thus one of the unusual few English words that begin with a double "a."

So remember kids, it's not an anteater. It's an earth-pig.

 

I donno..I think I'm laughing a lot..

 

A clown held the door open for me. I thought it was a very nice jester.

 

Lucky it wasn't a magician. You would have had to wonder what was up his sleeve.

 

Just pull that one out of your hat?

 

I just waved my magic wand.

 

Ahhhh, the power of the Czar!