Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Mar 9, 2018
    #2541
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships?

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    So, when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.
     
    Sara-s, Mar 12, 2018
    #2542
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  3. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    :angry032:
     
    Erik Redd, Mar 12, 2018
    #2543
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  4. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    You know it's occurred to me that a bald faced lie must have had a good shave that day. In fact you could probably also call it a BBS lie..:happy069:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Mar 15, 2018
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  5. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    That's what's known as a head banger pun..or H.B.P for short..:happy088:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Mar 15, 2018
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Sodium and Chlorine went out at night & took a flashlight. It was a case of a salt and battery.
     
    Sara-s, Mar 18, 2018
    #2546
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Have you ever seen such a pugly shirt?

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    richgem, Mar 30, 2018
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  8. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Mar 30, 2018
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    You win!
     
    richgem, Mar 30, 2018
    #2549
  10. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Mar 30, 2018
    #2550
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  11. SFTrooper

    SFTrooper Active Member

    :signs011:
     
    SFTrooper, Mar 30, 2018
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  12. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    This one's a catastrophe..
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    Slipperyjoe, Apr 7, 2018
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  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Looks like it was painted by Clawed Monet.
     
    Sara-s, Apr 7, 2018
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  14. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    I've posted this one before and I'm going to keep posting it until the joke finally gets tired..
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    Slipperyjoe, Apr 8, 2018
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What is the leading cause of dry skin?

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    Towels
     
    Sara-s, Apr 14, 2018
    #2555
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The logic there seems kind of fuzzy.
     
    richgem, Apr 14, 2018
    #2556
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  17. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    This sock seems to have a hole in it darn it!..
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    Slipperyjoe, Apr 14, 2018
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  18. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I need new material :)
     
    Paul Turner, Apr 14, 2018
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  19. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    I had nothing to do with it.
     
    wchnu, Apr 14, 2018
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    That’s just sew silly!
     
    Sara-s, Apr 16, 2018
    #2560
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