Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    And don't forget the Dutch soccer player, Vincent Van Goalie
     
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  2. Peter Cupitt

    Peter Cupitt robe-wearing whale shaver

    True story, No, REALLY,......... My wife and I were browsing in the tool section at our local big hardware store (I do that) and I stopped to look at the stud detectors as we were remodeling a couple of rooms. After a couple of minutes checking them out I said to her " I'm out of here, they are all busted". She said "what in the world are you talking about?". So I said "none of them beeped or lit up". After 5 minutes of repeating myself, I gave up and we went grocery shopping

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  3. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Whenever he makes a great save, the crowd yells 'VIN VAN VIN VAN VIN VAN!"
     
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  5. Brickman301

    Brickman301 Well-Known Member

    :happy102:I did the same thing with my wife. She bought me one, and I told her everytime, I touched it it would beep and light up because I was a stud. She just rolled her eyes and walked away.
     
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Women can be cruel like that. :(
     
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Or perhaps, just sadly accurate.
     
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Why are skeletons always so calm?

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    'Cuz nothing gets under their skin.
     
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  10. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I knew the answer right away. And if you believe that, I have an ocean-front home in Iowa I'll sell you. :cool:
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Today, I accidentally deleted the German language pack on my phone. But, now I can use it Hans-free.
     
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  12. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    :angry032:
     
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  13. Brickman301

    Brickman301 Well-Known Member

    Now I’m sad. JK, lol.
     
  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Quack! Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill.”
     
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  15. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    I'm starting to get that thinking feeling..
     
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :happy036::happy068:
     
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Word for the day- Challagram- a 3 dimensional image of a Sabbath bread.
     
  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Which when leftover makes fantastic French toast :drool:
     
  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Only if it’s virtual French toast.
     
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  20. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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