Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

I sent a note to some campers & oceanic mammals. It began; For all in tents and porpoises.

 

Can we say that the opposite of "In and of itself" is "Out and of something else"?

 

Whiteboards are remarkable.

 

What does a cat say to his smart phone?

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Can you hear meow?

 

I wonder if anyone might try to get a new phase going, with "For SOME intents&purposes".

 

Would a cardboard belt be a waist of paper?

 

well, THAT baby didn't cut the humor mustard.

 

An archery shirt I ordered (from Lancaster Archery) arrived today. So I actually got a new jersey from Pennsylvania.

 

But you said it was a shirt. It's probably too late now, but let's get a national referendum going for the 2020 Elections to change the state of which Trenton is the capital to New Shirt.

 

Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.

 

What's Gumby's favorite part of a baseball game?

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The 7th inning stretch.

 

You really had to reach for that one.

 

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

I never knew that @Erik Redd had his own coffee mugs!

mildly nsf pun (open) mildly nsf pun (close)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TWG5ABM/?tag=thshde-20

 

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

 

perma-

 

Wasn't that bad!

 

You've been warned. Rofl.

 

That is a clone of MANY NHL players during the playoffs.