Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

I was teasing you, Mr. Gem.

 

You betcha!

 

OK.

 

"Teacher Bear is not amused."

 

Yes she is.

 

Shouldn't that be "No, she is?" Because if "Yes", than you agree with the statement.

E.G.
Q: Isn't she Danish?
A1: Yes, she is Peruvian.
A2: No, she is.

 

I thought this was a family minion forum..

 

That brings up the question, why do people say "No, I agree with you"?

 

My bears have bear bums! I guess the minions learned it from them.

 

GAH! Minion Arse!

 

meeeeeeeeeeeeeee-yknowwwwwwwwwwww

 

Those bears look kinda aggressive for sqeezably soft..kinda looks like they're robbing the place..

 

Now that you mention it....

 

Four Times Too Many...

Suzie and Ann were having coffee together and Ann was depressed.

"What's wrong?" Suzie asked.

"I was married four times in five years and every one of my husbands passed away," replied Ann.

Suzie asked, "What did they do for a living?"

"Well, said Ann, my first husband was a millionaire, the second was an actor, the third was an evangelist, and the fourth was a mortician."

Suzie, with a sly grin said, "Oh, I see, one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go..."

 

"It's worse than that; he's got only ONE LIFE LEFT, Jim!"​