Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    You beat me to it, Mr. G.....I was going to say that I'm sure @Sara-s will be coming back with a pun or 5 in here.
     
  2. PatP

    PatP Member

    The mention of "ohms" leads me to my CURRENT question, if I have a spelling problem with my two female siblings, is the older one my sistor and the younger one my RESISTOR?

    No matter WATT anyone says, it is truly SHOCKing how many puns electricity can GENERATE.
     
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  3. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Can you pick up sports radio on that thing?..
     
  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Only in Canada during the winter.
     
  5. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    You say electricity can cause some gen-e-RA-tiiiioon, well, you know(I better stop here lol)
     
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  6. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Ah...
     
  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Actually, she sat across from me, so she was my TRANS sister.
     
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  9. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  11. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Yes I keep herring about this...
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Wrong thread. :p But, still a-moosing.
    :D
     
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  13. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I'm no judge, but in my judgement, these are a-fish-ily good puns.
     
  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I’m floundering around for a response to that.
     
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Not much of a judge, huh? Maybe you should consider becoming a sturgeon.
     
  16. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    How nice-you have two zistors.
     
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  17. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Just accept it for the halibut.
     
  18. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

  19. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    My cod, what a pun :)
     
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    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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