Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Looks like the Leaning Tree of Piza.
     
    Paul Turner, Jun 22, 2020
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  2. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Jun 23, 2020
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Mmmmm..... fried chicken.... :drool:
     
    richgem, Jun 23, 2020
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  4. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Why do the French eat snails?
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    Because they don't like fast food
     
    Jayaruh, Jul 2, 2020
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  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    How do you get two whales in a car?
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    Turn left at Bristol.
     
    Sara-s, Jul 3, 2020
    #3005
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  6. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Is that the capital of Whales?
     
    Paul Turner, Jul 3, 2020
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    No, the capital of Wales is “W”.
     
    Sara-s, Jul 3, 2020
    #3007
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  8. brit

    brit in a box

    brit, Jul 3, 2020
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Jul 3, 2020
    #3009
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  10. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Oh man, I swam right into THAT one.
     
    Paul Turner, Jul 4, 2020
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    You probably should have taken that left at Albuquerque
     
    richgem, Jul 4, 2020
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  12. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Isn't there a sign at that left...."Sea Of Whales, 40 mm."?
     
    Paul Turner, Jul 4, 2020
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    They had to take that sign down. It was overwhaleming for tourists and they would get lost at sea.
     
    richgem, Jul 4, 2020
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Jul 14, 2020
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    A man came home late one night to discover that every lamp and bulb in his house had been stolen.

    He was utterly delighted.
     
    richgem, Jul 16, 2020
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  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A woman was baking a cake, when she spilled flour all over the front of her blouse. So she called out to her husband and asked him to bring the handheld vacuum cleaner. He responded, “Ok honey. Here’s the BustDuster.”
     
    Sara-s, Jul 20, 2020
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  17. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Rich what would you do if you had to choose between fried chicken, bacon or that old favorite..herring..:signs002:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Jul 25, 2020
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :scared011::scared011::scared011:
    A guy can have some variety, can't he?
     
    richgem, Jul 25, 2020
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  19. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    There's something fishy here..did you pass your herring test:signs002:
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    Slipperyjoe, Jul 25, 2020
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  20. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Cod, these puns are bad.
     
    Erik Redd, Jul 26, 2020
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