Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    That one will come back to haunt you.
     
    Erik Redd, Sep 10, 2020
    #3061
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  2. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Some of you millennials won't get this one.
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    Jayaruh, Sep 18, 2020
    #3062
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :eek:
     
    richgem, Sep 18, 2020
    #3063
  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    what goes around comes around
     
    richgem, Sep 18, 2020
    #3064
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  5. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    What goes'round
    Comes a-round
    Spinnin Wheel
    Got To Go Down
     
    Paul Turner, Sep 19, 2020
    #3065
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  6. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I remembered....and the redhead STILL didn't get her gold medal.
     
    Paul Turner, Sep 19, 2020
    #3066
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  7. efsk

    efsk Active Member

    I think Tiny Tims Ice Skater Song was about that one
     
    efsk, Sep 20, 2020
    #3067
  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Two house painters got into a fight. They threw red & blue paint at each other. Both came to a violet end.
     
    Sara-s, Sep 21, 2020
    #3068
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  9. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    holesalers.png
     
    Jayaruh, Sep 23, 2020
    #3069
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Cat puns are the worst. Really. I’m not kitten.
     
    Sara-s, Sep 23, 2020
    #3070
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    In case all these puns have taken your breath away, there's ...


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    richgem, Sep 24, 2020
    #3071
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    [​IMG]
     
    richgem, Sep 26, 2020
    #3072
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  13. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    That's either a Dad joke or a Baby Triplets joke.
     
    Paul Turner, Sep 26, 2020
    #3073
  14. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    A cat is the only animal who, when communicating, both identifies itself (ME)and grimaces from pain(OW)
     
    Paul Turner, Sep 26, 2020
    #3074
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
     
    Sara-s, Sep 28, 2020
    #3075
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  16. Lancre

    Lancre Well-Known Member

    Depends on whether the retirement was real or merely cymballic.
     
    Lancre, Sep 28, 2020
    #3076
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    If a musician erases music, is he decomposing?
     
    Sara-s, Sep 28, 2020
    #3077
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  18. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    What are you trying to do, SNARE(drum)us????
     
    Paul Turner, Sep 28, 2020
    #3078
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  19. brit

    brit in a box

    can't beat a good pun..
     
    brit, Sep 28, 2020
    #3079
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Not even with drumsticks?
     
    richgem, Sep 28, 2020
    #3080
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