Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    That one will come back to haunt you.
     
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  2. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Some of you millennials won't get this one.
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :eek:
     
  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    what goes around comes around
     
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  5. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    What goes'round
    Comes a-round
    Spinnin Wheel
    Got To Go Down
     
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  6. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I remembered....and the redhead STILL didn't get her gold medal.
     
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  7. efsk

    efsk Active Member

    I think Tiny Tims Ice Skater Song was about that one
     
  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Two house painters got into a fight. They threw red & blue paint at each other. Both came to a violet end.
     
  9. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Cat puns are the worst. Really. I’m not kitten.
     
  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    In case all these puns have taken your breath away, there's ...


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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  13. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    That's either a Dad joke or a Baby Triplets joke.
     
  14. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    A cat is the only animal who, when communicating, both identifies itself (ME)and grimaces from pain(OW)
     
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
     
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  16. Lancre

    Lancre Well-Known Member

    Depends on whether the retirement was real or merely cymballic.
     
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    If a musician erases music, is he decomposing?
     
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  18. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    What are you trying to do, SNARE(drum)us????
     
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  19. brit

    brit in a box

    can't beat a good pun..
     
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Not even with drumsticks?
     
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