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Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    What do you call a detective who's been electrocuted?

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    Sherlock Ohms
     
  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I never liked the chicken dance either.
     
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  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you do for s sick chemist?

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    If you can't helium or curium, you may have to barium.
     
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Did you hear that one in elementary school? :D
     
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  5. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Guy says to his friend: It's not my sister, not my brother, but it's the child of my father and mother. Who is it?
    Friend:-duhhhh, I dunno.
    Guy: ME.

    His friend finally gets it and goes to a perfect stranger a few feet away.
    Guy: Hi there. Listen to this...It's not my sister, not my brother, but it's the child of my father and mother. Who is it?
    Stranger: duhh I dunno.
    Friend of first guy: That man standing right over there who told it to me!!!
     
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    You bet your brass I did.
     
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Singing opera in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
     
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Once when I was little I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
     
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    It's hard to lose a lover when your heart is full of hope. But it's worse to lose your towel when your eyes are full of soap.
     
  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why did the leprechaun carry a shamrock?

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    Because he couldn’t get a real rock.
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :rolleyes:
     
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    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    What's a kid's favorite candy on the playground?

    Recess pieces.
     
  15. FatherofSquirrel

    FatherofSquirrel A right jolly old elf

    That's a good one.
     
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  16. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Lets have a round of apaws please..:eatdrink047:
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Knock, knock!

    Who’s there?

    Witch

    Witch who?

    Gezundheit!
     
  18. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Y'know, I don't think I can come up with a word-sound for my sneeze.
     
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Did you hear that NASA discovered a feline life form on Mars? Sadly, it got run over by one of the rover vehicles. So, yeah, Curiosity killed the cat.
     
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call a little bug in a metal suit?

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    A gnat in shining armor
     
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