Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.
As they say on the serengeti, Oh gnu!
What do you call a little bug from Ireland in a metal suit?
A GNAT IN SHANNON ARMOR.
(By the way just for the record I didn't make that up based on @Sara-s ' riddle. And if you believe that, I have an apartment in New York City with a splendid view of the Pacific Ocean I can sell you).
What kind of vehicle does Frankenstein drive?
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A monster truck
A monster truck
But of course
What is a Viking's favorite car?
A fjord explorer.
I thought it might be the Fjord Fjairlane.
Now this is an interesting one. Did the Weasel ask for a pop or did he "pop" the bartender right in the ......for his comment on weasels/bars.?
The world may never know...
Just like I won't know who that lady was in your post at Archery Stadium, right?
That was my first thought.
I was going to credit Sara's statement to Mr. Owl, but then remembered it was the narrator who uttered the phaymuss phraze.
You know..if this guy keeps practicing medicine he might eventually get the hang of it..
Really? I heard that in medical school all he did was monkey around. It's just bananas that he ever graduated, if you ask me.
I heard he had no real talent of his own, he would just ape what everyone else was doing.
I hear he's branching out & teaching some swing dance classes.
What do you call a doctor who graduated at the bottom of his/her class?
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