Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    As they say on the serengeti, Oh gnu!
     
  2. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    What do you call a little bug from Ireland in a metal suit?

    A GNAT IN SHANNON ARMOR.

    (By the way just for the record I didn't make that up based on @Sara-s ' riddle. And if you believe that, I have an apartment in New York City with a splendid view of the Pacific Ocean I can sell you).
     
  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What kind of vehicle does Frankenstein drive?

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    A monster truck
     
  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    But of course
     
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  5. Jayaruh

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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    What is a Viking's favorite car?

    A fjord explorer.
     
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I thought it might be the Fjord Fjairlane.
     
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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

  10. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Now this is an interesting one. Did the Weasel ask for a pop or did he "pop" the bartender right in the ......for his comment on weasels/bars.?
     
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The world may never know...
     
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  12. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Just like I won't know who that lady was in your post at Archery Stadium, right?
     
  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  14. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    That was my first thought.
    I was going to credit Sara's statement to Mr. Owl, but then remembered it was the narrator who uttered the phaymuss phraze.
     
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  15. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    You know..if this guy keeps practicing medicine he might eventually get the hang of it..:sport026:
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Really? I heard that in medical school all he did was monkey around. It's just bananas that he ever graduated, if you ask me.
     
  17. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    I heard he had no real talent of his own, he would just ape what everyone else was doing.
     
  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I hear he's branching out & teaching some swing dance classes.
     
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  19. Rob626

    Rob626 New Member

    What do you call a doctor who graduated at the bottom of his/her class?


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  20. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Underdoc?
     

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