Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    A doctor I wouldn't call!
     
    swarden43, Aug 29, 2022
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  2. Rob626

    Rob626 New Member

    You call them Doctor.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
    Rob626, Aug 30, 2022
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  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The Incredible Hulk wanted to make a little extra money. So he decided to rent advertising space on his back. He figured it was already a giant Banner.
     
    Sara-s, Aug 31, 2022
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I bet the other advertisers were green with envy at the coverage.
     
    richgem, Aug 31, 2022
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  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why are elephants bad dancers?

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    Because they have 2 left feet.
     
    Sara-s, Sep 17, 2022
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Where do mummies like to swim?

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    . The Dead Sea
     
    Sara-s, Sep 20, 2022
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  7. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Dead Sea. Heyyy, I got one right!
     
    Paul Turner, Sep 20, 2022
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  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Good for you @Paul Turner !!:bounce017:
     
    Sara-s, Sep 20, 2022
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  9. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    First time for everything :). (I won't bring up the fact that I've been here since 2015).
     
    Paul Turner, Sep 20, 2022
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  10. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    Supporting Vendor
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    Jayaruh, Sep 22, 2022
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

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    A pouch potato.
     
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    richgem, Sep 30, 2022
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  12. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Y'know, you're gettin' pretty good at this Mr. G. :)
     
    Paul Turner, Sep 30, 2022
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Why do ghosts haunt bars?

    They like the boos.
     
    richgem, Oct 12, 2022
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why do demons & ghouls like to hang out together?

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    . Because demons ae a ghoul's best friend.
     
    Sara-s, Oct 13, 2022
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    What vegetable should you never take on a boat?

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    A leek.
     
    richgem, Nov 5, 2022
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  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?

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    Vein-illa
     
    Sara-s, Nov 21, 2022
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I guessed blood orange. But veinilla is punnier. :)
     
    richgem, Nov 21, 2022
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  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I won't debate that, but Blood Orange is a pretty good choice too. That's probably Dracula's second favorite
     
    Sara-s, Nov 21, 2022
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  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Elton John got his pet rabbit a treadmill. It’s a little fit bunny.
     
    Sara-s, Nov 21, 2022
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  20. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    What's the bunny's best time for working out....SA-TUR-DAY NIGHT?
     
    Paul Turner, Nov 21, 2022
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