Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    We are starting to decorate for the holidays, beginning with our holiday skeleton, Lumbar Jack.

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    Sara-s, Dec 11, 2022
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Jack is a nice, realistic model, but the stand he came with was flimsy. So I made him a new one.
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    Sara-s, Dec 13, 2022
    #3362
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I'm wondering what his diet plan is. It looks overly successful:sick002:
     
    richgem, Dec 13, 2022
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    School cafeteria food.
     
    Sara-s, Dec 13, 2022
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That'll do it
     
    richgem, Dec 13, 2022
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  6. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Dec 18, 2022
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Jack got really lit for Christmas Eve. It doesn’t take much; alcohol goes right through him.

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    Sara-s, Dec 25, 2022
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  8. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Lumbar Jack, huh? Reminds me of the song lyrics "You go BACK,,,,Jack...do it again".....
     
    Paul Turner, Dec 25, 2022
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  9. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

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    wristwatchb, Dec 25, 2022
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  10. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Jan 7, 2023
    #3370
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  11. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

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    wristwatchb, Jan 7, 2023
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  12. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Let me say this.....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(oh, I just DID say it).
     
    Paul Turner, Jan 8, 2023
    #3372
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  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Did you hear about the snake charmer who married the undertaker? They got matching bath towels marked “Hiss” and “Hearse”
     
    Sara-s, Jan 9, 2023
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  14. Hembree

    Hembree Not as pretty smelling

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    Hembree, Jan 13, 2023
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  15. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    What stays in the corner, yet travels, sometimes around the world?
    A Forever Postage stamp.
     
    Paul Turner, Jan 13, 2023
    #3375
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I've given up asking rhetorical questions. I mean, what's the point?
     
    richgem, Jan 30, 2023
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  17. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    You just made it.
     
    macaronus, Jan 31, 2023
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  18. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Paul Turner, Jan 31, 2023
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  19. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Curses foiled again..:angry017:
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    Slipperyjoe, Feb 7, 2023
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Literally. Now to bake at a gentle 350 for 20 to 30 minutes.:eek:
     
    richgem, Feb 7, 2023
    #3380
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