Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

"Brevity is the soul of wit."

 

How do you make a Klingon laugh?

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Set phasers on Pun.

 

I named my dogs Rolex & Timex. They’re watch dogs.

 

@Sara-s that one had me laughing!

 

I shudder to think what happens when daylight savings kicks in!

 

I was looking for your usual style.......

"I named my dogs Rolex and Timex. why?
(show spoiler)"They're watch dogs".

But, good one

 

Why be predictable?

 

to paraphrase the song:

"But I would not be so all alone
EVERYbody must go to the bathroom"(Bob Dylan)

 

gotta serve somebody..

 

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't keep her pupils straight.

 

How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?

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Into what?

 

They did a lot of planifying first.

 

That was the result of higher edumacation

 

It's good they were able to make all those extra classes countificate in the long run.

 

It's funny that the "alternate" word for vacation wasn't "vacate", as that is a word already.

 

They couldn't say "eduvacation" as you already have a word in that mix. (see above post).

 

That was a great restaurant. They only used the best ingrediments.