Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

That's a funny show.

 

If you're a security guard at Samsung, does that make you a guardian of the galaxies?

 

Yes, it does. Though I suppose it could also make you a phone-y.

 

Mr. G, you walked right i to THAT one.

 

Well, I didn't want to just phone it in.

 

Yer gettin' to be like that lady who shoots arrows.

 

I can think of worse fates.

 

Indeed. You and I are the OG punsters.

 

I see you found the Halloween picture when I went as a duck.

 

What do you call a crew of Scottish criminals, whose hideout is near a lake?

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The Loch Ness Mobsters

 

Man walks up to his friend and says "Hey, buddeh, where are your buccaneers?
Friend replies-"Under my bucking hat".

 

I thought they'd be Loch Ness McMobsters;

 

Everbody knows the Nial River(chuk yuk yuk).

 

I don't know, but I hear they are very sheepish.

 

B-a-a-a-a-a-d.

 

Naaah, you're wrong. How do I know? I already cheated for the answer .

 

Well THAT didn't go ao welll-(HAAAAH-long lung breath)

 

what'd I do?????????????????