Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

The cost of feathers has risen, even down is up!

 

You just got me cranked up to do my "Quarterback Huddle" joke, now that the "Old Spice Super Bowl, brought to you by Texaco" is coming up.Watch for a future post.

 

What do you get when you combine literature & alcohol?

Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler

Tequila Mockingbird.

 

I guessed Vogon poetry. But your answer makes more sense.

 

I don't know.....a drunk writer????

 

More often than not, I have to go to her "show spoiler" first. Oh all right, MUCH more often than not.

 

Well, doesn't everything make more sense than Vogon poetry? I mean, is there any sense at all in 'Ode To A Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Left Armpit While Taking A Bath One Midsummer Morning'?

 

The brains are the best part.

 

Did you hear about the latest development in shovel technology? It's really groundbreaking.

 

Never start a conversation with Pi. It'll just go on forever.

 

That's right....start 'em off with good ol Science Fiction.

 

What do you call a dinosaur that writes novels?

Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler

A Brontë-saurus

 

That left me Wuthering in my seat.

 

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to play with giant Lego blocks?

Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler

A Duplu-docus