Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

    Supporting Vendor
    I thought someone would get it by now.
    HINT: what is the square root of negative one

    Show Spoiler
    i over ate.
     
    wristwatchb, Sara-s and macaronus like this.
  2. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Stand
    \/ (- 1)

    Show Spoiler
    I understand
     
    wristwatchb and Jayaruh like this.
  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Oooooooh
     
    wristwatchb and macaronus like this.
  4. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    So this means there's a part you DO get?
     
    macaronus and Sara-s like this.
  5. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Yup. It's a pun. ;)
     
    blondblue likes this.
  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    macaronus, Sara-s and wristwatchb like this.
  7. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Frijolero, richgem and brit like this.
  8. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Frijolero, macaronus and Sara-s like this.
  9. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Probably because it's a Japanese snow monkey.
     
    macaronus likes this.
  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What to you get when you cross a bumblebee with a doorbell?

    Show Spoiler
    A humdinger
     
    Frijolero, wristwatchb and poppi like this.
  12. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    A buzzing sound
     
  13. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    No, that's what you get when you cross just the bumblebee.
     
    wristwatchb and blondblue like this.
  14. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Humbug

    Eh

    Humbuzz
     
    Frijolero and wristwatchb like this.
  15. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Man, you came close.
     
    macaronus likes this.
  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Where do bad rainbows go?


    Show Spoiler
    PRISM-It's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect.
     
  17. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I had that baby all along. And if you believe that, I'll be going to Paris to represent Team USA in Archery. I won't, so I didn't.
     
    macaronus and Sara-s like this.
  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    What was the starfish's favorite song by The Beach Boys?

    Show Spoiler

    Kelp Me Rhonda
     
  19. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I don't know, @wristwatchb, looks like you have some competition here, BUDDYYY(haaaaaaah- long lung breath)
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 20, 2024
    macaronus likes this.
  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why shouldn't you throw false teeth at your vehicle?

    Show Spoiler
    You might denture car.
     

Share This Page