Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Why don’t ants ever catch cold?

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    Because they have little anty-bodies.
     
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  2. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    It may have something t0 do with the word "coolant"(I didn't check the spoiler-and now I did....wrong again).
     
  3. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    No, this is a cool ant
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's anti-cool uncle discrimination if you ask me!
     
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  5. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Point
     
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What do you call an Alaskan eye doctor?

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    An optical Aleutian.
     
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  7. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Ah, but did we ask you? No.

    Therefore: no discrimination. :rolleyes005:
     
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :angry017:
     
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  9. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    There's got to be a pun in this somewhere.
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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  11. brit

    brit in a box

  12. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Sure there is a pun somewhere, but finding it will be a rocking enterprise.

    But in any case this is the proof that the Star Trek series rocks, though the special effects team was still in its infancy.
     
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  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The parents who bought that kid’s toy had a warped sense of humor.
     
  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I knew you could do it! Bravo
     
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Thanks @richgem There's no way I was going to pass up that challenge.
     
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  16. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Well, leave it to the next generation.
     
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    A warped sense of humor really doesn't phaser me anymore.
     
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  20. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    This quilt block is called Lattice. This is a picture of Lattice & Tomato

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