Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

I may have a new screenname now, but let me say that was baaaaad, @Sara-s. Oh, I just DID say that lol.

 

What former MLB player always murdered his coffee?

HARMON Killebrew (Minnesota Twins, 1960's).

 

For Halloween, a kid wears a sign that says “I love ceilings.” What is he?

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A ceiling fan

 

Whaat kind of underwear do mummies like?

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Fruit of the Tomb

 

aaaaah, gimme some credit..my answer was "I presume it isn't Tommy John" and I was right.

 

What do you call a snowman who plays the piano?

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Meltin’ john

 

He was a star of minor note.

 

He probably doesn't have it in him anymore to play "Saturday Night's All Right 4 Fighting".

 

He can play it, it just gets very drippy towards the end.

 

Paul McCartney struggles a bit these days when doing "I Saw Her Standing There" and other real oldies. Course that's what happens when we get old. (I might add that Mac still loves playing them though).

 

Why did the chef serve the Eggs Benedict on a bright, shiny hubcap?

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Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

 

I was going to guess "Because he had no Steak&Eggs left", but your answer is A LITTLE better.

 

Thought for the day. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

 

Sounds like you're barking up the wrong tree.

 

Thank yew!

 

You might think I'm a sick puppy,

Yup or is it yip.....

 

I'll let the others go, but "Earl Greyhound Tea"? Let me just say this..No. (Oh, I just said that). Careful with these pugs, 2.

 

Don't pug me with all these puns!