Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

The poor guy on the stand is hanging on by a thread. And wow, that prosecutor is needling him and calling him out on the knitty-gritty.

The pattern of his testimony says it all. Sew-ner or later, you'd think these people would learn...

This may be a blanket statement, but I think he's quilty.

 

In other words, you asked him his name and he just smiled and gave you a vegemite sandwich.(Yes, I saw the iggy).

 

That was a fine example of quart humor if I say so myself(which I just DID, chuk yuk yuk).

 

What did he get.....95 years to life????

 

Okay, I don't get it entirely.

Heavy impossible eighth?

Help is needed here.

 

Oh good. I'm not the only one.

 

I thought someone would get it by now.
HINT: what is the square root of negative one

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i over ate.

 

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I understand

 

Oooooooh

 

So this means there's a part you DO get?

 

Yup. It's a pun.

 

Rut roh Raggy!

 

Funniest looking penguin I ever saw

 

Probably because it's a Japanese snow monkey.