Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The yeast they could have done was to pay attention in physics class .
     
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    It is NOT! That’s real ham!;)
     
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  5. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I missed out on the Piggly Wiggly ham sale this week. The email went to my spam folder!

    I thought I had cured my email problems, but alas I am still a hamateur.
     
  6. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Well, at least you didn't flub the Piggly Wiggly
     
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  7. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I'm sorry I never took fizix.
     
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  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Something about your explanation isn't quite kosher.
     
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I'm guessing it's all the pork barrel.
     
  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Where do vampires invest their money?

    Show Spoiler
    In cryptocurrency
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I would have guessed the blood bank. I guess I'm old-fashioned. :(
     
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  13. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I wouldn't have even guessed THAT. I guess I haven't been born yet.
     
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    If the cave fits ....

    :scared007:
     
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  15. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Right,"If The Cave Fits, Get Yourself Born"
     
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  16. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Blood bank was my first thought, also.
    I'll be 63 in May. I know I'm old-fashioned!
     
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    @swarden43 you’re too young to blame your age. I’ll be 66 in May.
     
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  18. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I'll be 68 in May....do we see a pattern in the worx?
     
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  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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