Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Cow could I have doubted you? I must have been in a cynical moo'd.

 

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

 

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

 

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

 

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

 

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

 

There was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. He was a real tan gent.

 

Say, that reminds me. Do you know why a bicycle can't stand up by itself?
Because it's two-tired.

Do you know why scarecrows are so respected in the community?
Because they're outstanding in their field.

 

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

 

Oh I want to like this twice!..

 

Did ya hear about the new liquor store in a bookstore concept? They want to call it: Tequila Mocking Bird.

 

Is there an ebook version too..

 

There should be. You've certainly Kindled my interest.

 

You can literary spark an inferno with that sort of kindling...

 

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.

 

O I C Y!

 

Hey! You want to hear a joke about sodium?
Na.


How about a potassium joke?
K.

 

A guy walks into the bar with his buddy. He orders some H2O. His buddy orders some H2O too. The second guy died.