Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    How about.. here comes the Harrison pun..:git:
     
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Pleased to say I got most of those. Keep posting. They are fun!
     
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  3. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Guess the Pun~
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    Slam Trunk! :bounce017:
     
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  4. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Guess the Pun~
    Journalists are always looking for this...
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    The in-cider scoop!
     
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  5. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Guess the Pun~
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    The tides have turned :p
     
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  6. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    And so have the tables.. turntable.jpg
     
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    my head hurts :)
     
  8. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Then my work is done. :D

    Some regular pun fun!
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  9. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    The Beetles :git:
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Nice to see that the street is in good shape. It would be a shame for them to cross a Shabby Road.
     
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  11. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    I heard some thugs made a real mess of the road last year. They pulled out all the stops. :(
     
  12. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    So that road is going stopless..:signs002:
     
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  13. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Ebony & Ivory by Paul McCartney

    Ebony and ivory
    live together in perfect har-nom-y
    Side by side on my piano keyboard,
    oh Lord, so yummyyyyy! :D
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  14. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Guess the Pun~
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    Steam-pug!
     
  15. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

  16. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

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  17. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Mike, you got a real..HHändel on that one..:git:
     
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  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    At archery practice today, one woman noticed that the trophy heads included a wild pig. So the conversation went something like this:
    Her; I guess someone got boared.
    Me: That just can't be kosher.
    Her: You ham!
    Me: Careful. I'm bacon up another pun.
     
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  19. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    By now..this pun has been well baroquen in..:pot:
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Seems to me you orchestrated that one. :p
     
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