Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Well, I did find a purple gorilla joke. That should be worth partial credit.

One foggy night a man is driving down a dark country road when a deer jumps in front of his car, he swerves to avoid the deer and crashes into a tree.
With his car being destroyed he begins to walk, after a little while he finds himself in front of a beautiful mansion. He presses the buzzer at the gate and explains what happened, to his surprise the gate opens.
He meets the owner of the mansion at the door where the he gives his guest a tour of his wonderful house. They reach one final room that appears to be a jungle, the man says "you can go in this room and pet any animal you would like, JUST DON'T TOUCH THE PURPLE GORILLA."
Agreeing to the mans terms he finds his way to the guest room and lays down, but unfortunately he cant stop thinking about the gorilla. So he waits a little before going and touching the purple gorilla.
The gorilla turns to him beats his chest and the man starts to run for his life, through the forest the gorilla still behind him, swimming across a pond he reaches the other side out of breath. The gorilla is no where in sight he turns around and there it is. The gorilla reaches its hand and just touches the man looks him in the eye and says "your it!."

 

Another correct answer (and yes, the joke gets part credit.)! Can you come up with more?

 

Stop encouraging him!

 

You can find the grape ape with his grape grand father..

 

You are so close to the answer!

 

Well, obviously it's something with grape ape, but I'm stumped

 

OK, it's on the Planet of the Grapes.

 

That's nearly as bad as the apes of wrath...

 

Or the Drapes of Roth.

 

You wrapped that one up nicely...

 

The GrApe EscApe
(Theme Park)

 

and holy carp!.......he needs a shave!

 

This one leaves me with a tear in my eye all right..

 

To give SJ a matching tear in his left eye...

 

Klingon

 

The role of Klingon was played by Hairy Katz.