Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

It's Theme Night @ The Pun House

 

My Babushka Farrah used to say, "Quit Stalin. Why aren't you Russian to get my treats?!"

 

Looks like babushka has a mustache that might make Steve a little jealous. Oh wait, that's normal for babushkas.

 

"Come to the dark side; we have vodka."

 

So, according to my 8-year-old niece, Drake Bell (some tweenie bopper heart throb apparently) tweeted that he's going to name his first son "Taco."

 

"When you look at the dark side, careful you must be ... for the dark side looks back." And has...

...diabeeetus.

 

The force sure was with this one..

 

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

 

This is a tricky one..maybe he wants to rack up his air miles lol..

 

Q: What do penguins sing at a birthday party?

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A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

 

That one has a nice herring to it...

 

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?


Because they're afraid of Wales!

 

<yes nod>

 

Sadly, not with all the flyer miles
restrictions these days.
Sorry for the suspense!

 

Looks like the eyes have it...