Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Is that Capt. Dirigio Blue Beard I see?

 

Avast!

 

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Aarrr.

 

How much will a pirate pay for ear-piercing?

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a buck-an-ear

 

Which also answers the question of over what pirates keep their hats.

 

Vroom! Vroooooom!

 

This would be a low cust unit..

 

From a Terry Pratchett book, regarding the struggles of being a "civilized werewolf" in the big city (paraphrased):

"The trouble isn't being a vegetarian by day; it's trying to avoid becoming a humanitarian by night."

 

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

 

And to quote the frog, "Time's fun when you're having flies."

 

Too many frogs will turn your pad into a No Fly Zone...

Flying these days is frisky business

 

Steve... Steve... Steve... you're making baby penguins cry.

 

This is what happens when you resort to fly by night puns..

 

Penguins is practically chickens...and I just hate to see chickens cry!

 

Pretty close

 

sorry. Obviously this whole "being out of work" thing has started to affect the "better judgement" area of my brain.

 

Well, on the plus side, we don't have to worry if the ice maker breaks down.

 

NO WAY I'M GONNA MAKE THE LITTLE GUY CRY AGAIN!!
Least I hope not.