Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Did both chip in for counseling?

 

They wanted to, but it put a big dentin their budget.

 

Fangs for all the great puns!!
Over 900 bites on this thread!
Molar comin', I'm sure.

 

Do you know what time most people make a dental appointment?

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People are really sinking their teeth in this one..

 

Perhaps they can find someone to work on retainer? No doubt their savings took a hit w/ the incisor trading scandal.

 

Bracing myself for more tooth or dare puns…..

 

Ya, you know the drill. Hopefully it won't be too unnerving.

 

With the amalgam of folks here, a niche will be filled.

 

I'm a sucker for all these dental references! I probably should brush up on some more!

 

And make sure you have all the facts. You don't want to have to deal with truth decay.

 

Good thing I have all of my own teeth. After all, nothing dentured, nothing gained.

 

Some dentists are now selling dentures for a dollar each. The problem is you get buck teeth.

 

And I thought they would cost you deerly.

 

Now those are.....wait for it......punny

 

Gosh, I'm not so fawned of deer puns. But, I guess I could just buck up and high tail it out of here if I get too racked.

 

If you're expecting a deer pun from me, you're moosetaken.

 

I fully expected something of that elk. Thanks, deer.

 

Yooz guys are way too fawn-y!

 

Now that's just looney..