Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

And no one has gotten hung out to dry either.

 

I plan to retire from teaching in a couple of years. Then, I will have no class & no principals.

 

Well, that's according to one particular school of thought.

 

I think I'm gonna have to take a lesson from you people...

 

I'll teach you if you'll pledge allegiance...

 

Good to know you are not bored of education.

 

If that was superintendent to offend me, I'll have you know that didn't work...

 

Why do demons & ghouls like to hang out together?
Because Demons are a Ghoul's best friend.

 

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows readers digest and writers cramp.

 

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France? Linoleum blownapart.

 

When I teach about carnivorous plants (like Venus Fly Traps), kids always want to know if there are really any man-eating plants. I love to tell them that there is only one; the man eating lettuce...which can be seen at any salad bar.

 

According to Wikipedia.. "the homophonic pun uses word pairs which sound alike (homophones) but are not synonymous".."spice..the final frontier"...

 

Eye am not sure how to do this. My communication skills are lacking after years lost at see.

(Is that even a pun? Never tried making them up. Lol)

 

Not a bad start! Lettuce see how well you do, as you salad forth into pundom.

 

I rutabaga you to point out any of my weak points. Hopefully you can help me dress any problems I may have.