Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Three guys in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches or anything to light them with... what do they do?

They throw one cigarette overboard and become a cigarette lighter...
<insert rimshot here>

 

We are all just lucky that Puns are not "a play on turds" cause that would be pretty crappy!!

 

What do you call a wolf-man who sells plastic containers?

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A tupperware-wolf

 

Hot cross puns? I think those are only on a knead to know basis. Sorry, just trying to get a rise out of you.

 

Leaven him alone, he soon learn to loaf around like the rest of the rolls around here!

 

Well, I guess it's the yeast I could do.

 

There are a lot of bakeries on the yeast coast.

 

Is it still true that most bakers have to earn at yeast half their dough by leaven o'clock?

 

I just love this rye humor!

 

But, isn't it all much a dough about muffin?

 

I'm sure if leavened alone he'll rise to the occasion...

 

Huh. Penguins don't usually go nuts over bananas. And banana bread just isn't a-peal-ing in the least.

 

But speaking of animals, I wonder if they use collie flour at the dog biscuit factory.

 

Man, all I can do is rye to raisin to your level of buns. But it's hard to raise above the flour level...

 

You folks really know how to roll with the pun-ches.