Funny... she doesn't look Druish.

I will relish the opportunity to help, if you get into a pickle.

This'll make ya cackle....


A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

How ironic...

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

He who stands on toilet is high on pot.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Speak up! You can barely be heard above a whisker.

If you don't mind, I'd lather be quiet!

I soap you get involved in the conversation, Mott. Some of the things you say make the ladies brush.

Just so long as we keep the pundersation fresh and keen...

Bladies and gentlemen, my name is Steve Mott, and I endorse this massage.

Now, now, Gentlemen... let's not get cheeky with all this (b)lather.

I think you people are just trying to shave face...

...or perhaps scuttle this whole line of thought.

Gillette me get this straight! We're able to hold an entire conversation with shave terms?! Wow, we're really living on the double edge. To quote the great MC Razor, we're Truefitt to quit!

Just as long as we don't go straight over the double edge...

I haven't gone over the single edge...yet.

This has certainly become the place to hone your punmenship!

... for those with rapier wit.