Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Funny... she doesn't look Druish.
     
  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

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  3. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
     
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    This'll make ya cackle....


    A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
     
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  5. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    How ironic...
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  6. Ryan B

    Ryan B Knight of the Soapocracy

    I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

    He who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
     
  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Speak up! You can barely be heard above a whisker.
     
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  8. Smott

    Smott Chew your shave. Slowly.

    If you don't mind, I'd lather be quiet!
     
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  9. Zereoue20

    Zereoue20 Active Member

    I soap you get involved in the conversation, Mott. Some of the things you say make the ladies brush.
     
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  10. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Just so long as we keep the pundersation fresh and keen...
     
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  11. Smott

    Smott Chew your shave. Slowly.

    Bladies and gentlemen, my name is Steve Mott, and I endorse this massage.
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps


    Now, now, Gentlemen... let's not get cheeky with all this (b)lather.
     
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  13. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    I think you people are just trying to shave face...
     
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    ...or perhaps scuttle this whole line of thought.
     
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  15. Smott

    Smott Chew your shave. Slowly.

    Gillette me get this straight! We're able to hold an entire conversation with shave terms?! Wow, we're really living on the double edge. To quote the great MC Razor, we're Truefitt to quit!
     
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  16. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    That's funny, I thought we were living on the straight and narrow.
     
  17. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Just as long as we don't go straight over the double edge...
     
  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I haven't gone over the single edge...yet.
     
  19. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    This has certainly become the place to hone your punmenship!
     
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    ... for those with rapier wit.
     

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