Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    there ain't no loaf ers here
     
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  2. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    Any way you slice it, the buns here aren't stale or crumby. This deserves a toast!
     
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  3. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Now you know the "collie flour ear" can hear sounds humans simply can't "bear" to hear!
     
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  4. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    However in the end it simply boils down to the "bear, I mean, bare necessities!"

     
  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Won't the bare necessities get cold?
     
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    With that much fur?!
     
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    That's just fur fun!
     
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    <sigh> The trouble with Tribbles.... (or was that Shatner's toupee?)
     
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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Is there a difference?
     
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :rofl:
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Do you think that misbehaving polar bears spend a lot of time on thin ice?
     
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    They may, until they behave well & get a seal of approval.
     
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  13. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Having a "Seal of Approval" is better than having a "Tiger by the Tail!"

     
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  14. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Is that the truth, or is sea lion?
     
  15. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Here's is an ice one..and it looks like Gary has finally joined the penguinators..
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  16. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Sadly, never the Poles shall meet, but they can always send Kielbasa !

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    I'd sure polish that one up quick..:drool:
     
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Turkey kielbasa is just plan wrong. :(
     
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  19. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    If Turkey kielbasa is wrong, then I want to have Wright!

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Phew... crisis averted.
     

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