Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

I am honing in on some DE's(double entendres).

 

I'd lather you shave the razor jokes for later!

 

I mustache you a question but I'll shave it for later.

 

That remark may have a double edge to it...

 

I was going to tell you all about my NEW shaving brush, but I didn't want to boar you with all the details…..unless, of horse, I'm badgered into it.

 

I'll tell it to you straitght. All this tech talk about new or old style brushes id just the FaTip of the iceberg.

 

Boy, the Schick's getting deep around here.

 

I'll top that pun if Gillette me.

 

It never stops. You guys are as stubborn as a Muhle. Anyway it's time for a little television. Omega watch the Simpsons.

 

don't miss the "t.v. special"

 

I Kent stop laughing at all you blooming comedians.

 

I think it's on at "7o'clock"

 

Well, this fatboy has always been known for his razor sharp wit.

 

I'll Treet you to a little inside information. I may seem to Lord it over some people but that's just my Personna. I'm really as gentle as a Bluebird.

 

"ninja" like almost

 

Light as a "Feather."

 

or they can be "crystal" clear

 

A demonstration of true rapier wit!

 

I was so sure these puns would continue I made a wager on it with a loan Shark, Big Ben. Of course it was all very con-Fusion to him. He just put on his Derby and left.

 

Looks like this guy beat you to it..