Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    ... but the wrong electric shaver can really weasel your face.

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  2. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    The razor is in the recharging position! High Whattage Factor!
     
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I've come to realize that when you're berry blue, there's sometimes muffin you can do about it.
     
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  4. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    ....GROAN....
     
  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Wow, you're really making a denten these puns.
     
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  6. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Try a Trident ...

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    ... but not this Trident!

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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps


    Shouldn't that be a tricusp?


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    OR is that just the tooth fairy?
     
  8. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    I prefer my puns "hot crossed" myself.

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  9. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    now that's a "rye" sense of humor
     
  10. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    hope he has the " dough" to recover
     
  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's a shame, but sometimes that's the way the cookie crumbles.
     
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  12. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    He will knead the dough now!
     
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    With a challenge like that, I hope he can rise to the occasion.
     
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  14. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    your right I hope he doesn't "loaf" around
     
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Wait... he's doing jelly donuts now? I thought he tried that a while ago and found it hole-y lacking.
     
  16. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Only Robin could find it hole-y lacking BatMan!
     
  17. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Looks like we can have our cake and eat it too...
     
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    So he * is * Italian? The last girl he dated said he had Roman hands.
     
  19. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Ah yes...I believe her name was Florence.
     
  20. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    But then again that may just be a lot of Bologna.
     
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