What do you get when you cross a joke with a rethorical question?

Oops... ... Or not ...

A man walks into a bar.
He says, "ouch."

Two men walk into a bar.

The second one should have seen it coming.

Some people just aren't very observant.

What made you thin ....*ouch!* <limps away>

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

I bet some smokin' tart was to blame.

Where does a General keep his armies?

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Up his sleevies

I fainted in my local Indian restaurant when I heard that REM had broken up.

That's me in the korma.

But you were just dreaming....

I didn't know Mr Carrington had been inducted into the Penguinators..

we saw right through his disguise

Ya everybody's a spy these days..

Phteven!

byyyyyy rodent.