Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Monty Python

 

yeah, two points

 

Did you hear about the crime wave striking parking garages?

It's wrong on so many levels.

 

Para Tu
by
Dolce & Banana


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Did you hear the one about the vulture who walked onto an airplane with two dead raccoons in his beak?

The flight attendant said, "I'm sorry, sir, but only one carrion per passenger."

 

...and I suppose he has to press the buzzard to get the Flight Attendant's attention?

 

This circumstance could also be considered a paragon...

 

If it's a beautiful parrot: a parabel

 

I think that's only if two of them left.

Two bells?

 

This is all a bit abstract for me...

 

One o'clock, five o'clock or nine o'clock?

Or anti-bel. Like parachute (anti-falling - chute is falling in French), parapluie (umbrella, anti-rain - pluie is rain in french), parasol (anti-sun - soleil is sun in french).

Hm.

• Paratrooper = anti-trooper?
• Paracord = anti-cord?
• Paradise = no dice or anti-dies = lives forever?
• Paraguay = women only?
• Paramore = only one?
• Paragraph = only texts?

 

No, no, no. Two male bovine. You know, a parable.

 

I'm so confused...

 

That proves you're a really together guy:

con = together
fuse = together

Surely you know where your towel is!

 

I am one hoopy frood.

edit:

 

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

 

it will be a catastrophe

 

Ewwwww......