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  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    How do you make a hot dog stand?
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    Take away its chair.
     
    Sara-s, Nov 23, 2015
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  2. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Logical..flawlessly logical..
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    Slipperyjoe, Nov 23, 2015
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  3. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Ed Sullivan from his Feb. 9, 1964 "shoe"...."Here they are....THE BEATLES"
     
    blondblue, Nov 23, 2015
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  4. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 23, 2015
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  5. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 23, 2015
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Who's a penguin's favorite relative?
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    Aunt Artica


    What's a penguin's favorite snack food?
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    A burrrrito
     
    richgem, Nov 24, 2015
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  7. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

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    cmorris357, Nov 26, 2015
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  8. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

    I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
     
    Marverel, Nov 26, 2015
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  9. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    These are some jive turkeys man..
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    Slipperyjoe, Nov 26, 2015
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  10. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 26, 2015
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  11. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 26, 2015
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  12. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 26, 2015
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  13. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 27, 2015
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  14. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    How apres poe...
     
    Slipperyjoe, Nov 27, 2015
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  15. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

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    Marverel, Nov 28, 2015
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Nov 28, 2015
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Did you hear about the peanut that got mugged? It was a salted.
     
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    Sara-s, Nov 28, 2015
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I hear the cops investigated that one and it wasn't all it was cracked up to be. It seems that the complainant was a little nut.
     
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    richgem, Nov 28, 2015
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  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What kind of music do bubbles make?
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    Pop music
     
    Sara-s, Nov 30, 2015
    #1579
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  20. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

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    Marverel, Nov 30, 2015
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