Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

I tend to forget, this forum has astringent guidelines. I'd badger brush myself off and try again in a less Ingrown-up way.

 

And don't call me curly.

 

I won't lie about it: I can't stand this sit...

 

When the lamb lies down on Shaveden...

 

The parking Valet took my Rolls and I shouted out "Strop!". But he said he couldn't because it was such a Gem. I went MANTIC and managed to shave the day by giving him a J-Hook. I was ashamed that I rolled my edge, and vowed never to look back and look forward to the FUTUR.

 

I shouldn't Gillette you get away with that!

 

Verily. But, he does have a razor sharp wit.

 

It's always a good idea to shave something for a rainy day...

 

I should, but I have to be badgered into it.

 

No need to foam at the mouth about it tho.

 

We really need to keep our edges here on the shaving forum...

 

Better to keep your edge than to go over it - or worse: walk on edges.

 

I suppose our theme song should be "Foam on the Range."

 

Oh give me a home where the Badgers roam
and the Boar and the synthetics play
where seldom is heard a discouraging word
and the beards are not cloudy all day...

 

Cloudy beards?!

 

Hmm..kinda looks familiar..